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The Clungeon is an erotic pocket dimension ruled by the succubus Bacardi. It is best known on the mortal plane thanks to a poem by bush poet Dante Bloody Wilson. It has seven circles, and when people enter they are sorted according to attractiveness. However, it is possible to move fairly easily between circles as long as one is not affected by the erotic magical energy - there are simply doors between levels.

Erotic Touch[]

Individuals in The Clungeon are not aggressive and lose their attack abilities, but gain the ability Erotic Touch. This represents the seductive magical effects of The Clungeon. Once a creature has made this attack successfully against one target, they are unable to affect this target again.

On physical contact, the target must make a Charisma saving throw or will remove one item of clothing, which they cannot then be compelled to put back on. This lowers their AC by 1 (making future attacks more likely to succeed) and causes the DC of the next saving throw to increase by 1 (making the target more likely to fail). The cumulative effect is that it becomes increasingly difficult to resist The Clungeon's effect.

Seven Circles[]

The First Circle[]

The outermost circle of The Clungeon is a maze of narrow, dimly-lit alleys filled with reddish light. It gives a feeling similar to a "bustling red light district". Its doors are marked with a pair of slightly parted lips.

Apart from Boner Bill, the First Circle of the Clungeon contains goblins, boganbears, and hamrock (or possible rockham) hags disguised as attractive women. At leasts some human entrants to Clint Flicker's Travelling Beauty Contest ended up here, as Frikken Oath exemplifies.

The Second Circle[]

The second circle of The Clungeon is called The Cleansing Chambers. It is filled with baths and hot springs, with hot, humid air. There are many tropical plants. Its doors are marked with a pair of sweaty balls.

It contains lizardfolk and snakeblokes.

The Third Circle[]

The third circle of The Clungeon is made up of tasteful rooms with beds and massage tables. It is dedicated to sensual massage and has the associated trappings, such as oil and towels. Its doors are marked with a pair of erect nipples.

It contains attractive dwarves, attractive gnomes, and pixies.

The Fourth Circle[]

The fourth circle of The Clungeon is an erotic library with sexual books. Books include "The Seven Pink Bits of Highly Offensive People", "On Rooting: A Memoir of the Shaft", "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up Your Giant Bush", "How to Rim Friends and Infiltrate Peepholes", and one by William Eisner called "Cunnies and Sequential Arse". Its doors are marked with a glistening shaft.

It contains tabaxis and satyrs.

The Fifth Circle[]

The fifth circle of The Clungeon is a BDSM-themed pit whose residents wear a lot of leather and chains, have numerous piercings including in their nipples, and using whips. Its doors are marked with a gaping anus.

It contains tieflings, goliaths, and sexy pirates.

The Sixth Circle[]

The sixth circle of The Clungeon is the Halls of Penetration. It forms a sort of marble gauntlet and is dedicated to various forms of penetrative sex. Its doors are marked with a thumbs up.

It contains attractive humans and attractive elves. A prominent podium is given to a former winner of Nobbydong's Next Top Model.

The Seventh Circle[]

The seventh circle of The Clungeon is a single large, round room. It has pink silk cushions, champagne, soft curtains and waterfalls. Its doors are marked with a yellow smiley face.

It contains aasimar and the succubus ruler Bacardi. This was also where Clint Flicker was held captive.

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